15 Funniest Places to Get Laid

Photo by HAMED MASOUMI

Photo by HAMED MASOUMI

Have you ever felt hungry before while with your other half?

I don’t mean hungry for food. I mean hungry as in lusty, horny, hot, desirous, wanting, with a loud purr coming from that area between your legs.

Apparently, for some couples, their hunger hurts so bad that they have to indulge themselves immediately –Β ‘immediately’ here meaning letting it all hang out in public!

Among some of the locations listed by Sex Toys Bible [note: link is family-safe] where these lively couples were caught:

  1. On a police car (hello officer!)
  2. On a bed display in a department store (just testing before buying)
  3. Outside a mayor’s office (who said bureaucracy was boring?)
  4. In an airport corridor (so much for the mile high club)
  5. Whilst driving (talk about being in the hot seat)

All in all, fifteen – count ’em, FIFTEEN – humorously different and completely original places to get laid, should you decide to throw your modesty to the wind.

So, you feeling hungry yet?πŸ™‚

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12 Responses to 15 Funniest Places to Get Laid

  1. jasmine says:

    Lol. Didn’t know there is such thing!

  2. Henry Yew says:

    Yeah, you just got me hungry for food. I’m gonna go to V5 cafe to get some chow… You lah, prompted the word “hungry”.

  3. neorackle says:

    Awesome!

    Will try it if got chance.

    (but of cos not it Malaysia)

    Hahahaha…

  4. Jared says:

    @jasmine
    Now you do!πŸ˜›

    @Henry Yew
    Talk about changing the topic.. =.=

    @neorackle
    Just don’t let me catch you in the act!πŸ˜€

  5. Henry Yew says:

    Oi… does the area between your legs there produce a loud purr when you go… erm… “hungry”? Never knew it could produce such loud sounds.

    Well, mine functions well enough, but I don’t recall hearing a loud purr, though.

    Yours must be super powerful to even make desperate noises!πŸ˜›

  6. Leslielinda says:

    My goodness.

  7. tienzyee says:

    henry trying to be innocent, then after 9 hours, he’s back posting his real “face”. haha kidding.

    btw, i watched a funny show back in Aus, they did it in a store’s bed (the bed is beside the window), passerby looking obviously.

    then, they tried in a car, with 1 of them pinned to the window. The car was moving and stopped in front of a pedestrian. The pedestrian look, man, you gotta see it.

    then, they went to see some house, kononnye wanna rent the house, ended up doing it in front of the agent. the agent look, LOL

    it’s not a sex movie or wat but it’s just a joke show. I think you could get it from youtube.
    the problem? I forgotten the title… hahaha

  8. tienzyee says:

    i remembered! balls of steel, annoying devil, go find it!

  9. kenwooi says:

    haha hungry!! =D
    but i’d prefer a normal room with a bed.. heh!πŸ˜‰

  10. yiwei says:

    Yeah I noticed that purrrrrrr part too *winks*.

  11. Jared says:

    @Henry Yew
    Built-in engine for absolute power!πŸ˜›

    @Leslielinda
    Glad you found it interesting!πŸ™‚

    @tienzyee

    henry trying to be innocent, then after 9 hours, he’s back posting his real β€œface”. haha kidding.

    LOL, well said!πŸ˜› And thanks for the title! Will definitely check it out when I’ve the timeπŸ™‚

    @kenwooi
    Some of us prefer more “exotic locales”, dude! To each his/her ownπŸ˜€

    @yiwei
    What’s not to notice?πŸ™‚

  12. leslielinda says:

    I didn’t say it was interesting. I said, “My goodness.” @_@

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