The Microsoft Vagina, a.k.a. Holy Cunt, Microsoft!

After Google’s gaffe in Japan comes along Microsoft’s mistake right here! [thanks to TPK for the heads-up!]

(cue corny French accent) Prezenting ze latest in cutting-edge programming tools, ze creme de la creme, ze piece de resistance, le magnifique!

Microsoft Cibai! (click image to enlarge)

Microsoft Cibai! (click image to enlarge)

Now, if you’re wondering as to the meaning behind CIBAI, it is a Hokkien (Chinese dialect) term that very rudely refers to a woman’s vagina! Here’s a more comprehensive definition from urbandictionary.com. [link] So you can see why Microsoft has really outdone itself this time.

Apparently, the Microsoft Researcher who created CIBAI, a Mr. Francesco Logozzo, has come forward to clarify the circumstances surrounding this conspicuous conspiracy: 

This is an old project I made when I was at university. I do not maintain it anymore, and the name stands for..

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Invariants
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Interpretation

😯 Shocking!

Others who have stepped up to report on this startling development include:

In light of Chinese communities throughout Malaysia and Singapore all howling with laughter over Microsoft’s new vagina, perhaps Microsoft could start a more appropriate research project in future?

Perhaps they could call it..

Logically
Always
Name-
Check
Acronymed
Undertakings

😛

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2 Responses to The Microsoft Vagina, a.k.a. Holy Cunt, Microsoft!

  1. kenwooi says:

    Hahaha.. Microsoft Lancau will be great! =D

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