In case you somehow missed the call,
GO WATCH GO WATCH GO WATCH!
And yes, watch it in the cinema because it’s the story of the quintessential war between good and evil, represented by the Autobots, led by the noble Optimus Prime, and Decepticons, helmed by the malevolent Megatron Megan Fox’s smoking hot ass deserves the fucking-est hugest screen you can find.
My favorite Transformer?
DEVASTATOR! (cos I’m a Decepticons kinda guy 😛 )
I swear I had fucking multiple orgasms when the six Constructicons combined to form this monster behemoth (you can see two of his component parts clearly here: an orange crane and a green bulldozer). If you’ve watched the trailer, he’s the big mean motherfucker who sucks up all the sand near the end.
Too bad he didn’t get to tangle with Optimus Prime or a whole bunch of the Autobots though. Now THAT would have been a kick-ass fight! He’s big and badass enough that he could actually trash-compact the whole Autobot team if he had the chance. Ha!
Story? Character development? Human interest? All that takes a backseat to Michael Bay’s brand of WHAM-KABOOM-POW-INYOURFACE action. The robots are clearly the stars of the show, and the fight sequences are awesomesauce!
Three of the best hours I’ve spent this year, this.
So help me God, I’m gonna go watch it again!