I found this snippet on the Internet, wonderful repository of shared knowledge that it is, and I thought I’d share it with you. It’s pretty darn hilarious, but oh-so-true!
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
–That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
–That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
–That’s Brand Recognition.
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The Eid ul-Fitr holidays are upon us, and it’s ten lecture-free days for this blogger!
The home and family call out to me for the weekend, and I’ll be with them for a few days before I return here to university to start some serious work on my Final Year Project and other assignments.
I’m looking forward to:
- Family time
- Catching a movie at the cinema
- Meeting old friends for tea
- Chinese food
- A break from the grind
Happy Holidays everyone! Watch out for my next article come Tuesday! 😀