The Third Method of Undressing

Quickie: Creds to Kei Fai for the post and picture ideas. Honestly it took me FOREVER to find something like this, exactly how I wanted it. Note that I’ve edited the pic for effect.

Photo by spino73

Photo by spino73

..as postulated, expounded, argued and articulated by “Prof.” Jared.😛

The First Method of Undressing:
You undress yourself.

The Second Method of Undressing:
Someone else undresses you.

The Third Method of Undressing:
?

Actually, it was Kei Fai who so brilliantly came up with the third method. He did it over a conversation with me via GTalk, which took place earlier today. Read on to listen in!

Kei Fai: going manhattan later

Me: manhattan… fish market? *drools*

yep.

whos feeding u?

uh, my right hand

😦 … awww. who u going with?

sam. and one other girl whom you have not been introduced to yet

its ok, im only 20. i can wait😀

😐 … you already have SO MANY, can’t you be happy with that?

😕 erm, please kei fai, understand me. i just want to get to know her. is that really so hard?

i don believe. you are taking their clothes off.. undressing them with your eyes. i just KNOW IT!

you always did have a way with words.:mrgreen:

What can I say? Kei Fai’s one of my best friends, and this goes to prove how well he knows me.

“Third method: undressing ladies with my eyes“.. I like that very much.🙂

P.S. No offense intended towards the girl mentioned in the above post.

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17 Responses to The Third Method of Undressing

  1. Syd says:

    “-.- …

  2. tienzyee says:

    i’ll never intro my gf to you… even if i have one

  3. mich says:

    that’s creative.

  4. suraya says:

    lol, i’m about to gv u the same method mcm yg ur friend bagitau tu -_-“

  5. kenwooi says:

    lol..
    eyes? hmm.. this so.. =P

  6. ze Cuz, Lea says:

    Hahahaha creepy thought!😀

  7. kersani says:

    well, sometimes girls don’t even need to be physically ‘undressed’.

    u just have to… err… ‘relish’ them.

    hehehe!
    😛

  8. kei fai says:

    hahahaha
    you really did find the photo we had in mind lol

  9. bakri says:

    now that’s pervertiously notty..

  10. kucingsiber says:

    3rd method; used by my boss back in internship days
    (-____-)”

  11. Hui Wen says:

    wait… with glasses on or without?

  12. kei fai says:

    eh Jared i forgot to mention that the photo you found does make one try out that 3rd method😀

    is anyone “undressing” the hottie in the picture he posted O.O ???

  13. yohanand says:

    Penguin you perv!

  14. Calvynius says:

    WTF???

  15. O says:

    See! You’ve shocked your brother into explitives. And I thought I was the only who ‘undressed’ em with me eyes. Nice poppers you got there, matey!

  16. sayang nana says:

    ahahahaha….sangat nakal disitu~`~~
    but like the post…

    but isnt it natural for you guys to constantly ‘undress’ a girl? out of habit i guess?

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