So there I was at this nondescript generic Chinese coffee shop when this absolutely awesome-looking babe steps in with whom I presume is her boyfriend.
Long straight flowing hair? Check.
Sensuous twinkling eyes? Check.
Sweet happy smile? Check.
Hot delicious bod? Check.
Legs that stretch to heaven and back? Check.
All in all, the perfect package for any man to enjoy before breakfast in bed.
Then she sits down, pulls and lights a cigarette from her tiny handbag, puffing on it happily as she shares a light-hearted moment with her guy.
If there’s anything that disgusts me, it has to be girls that smoke. For the life of me, I cannot imagine having a good bout in bed with her only to have her light one up after. I’d sooner chemically castrate myself than have it out with a girl who smokes.
Unless you find yellowed teeth, blackened lungs, hoarse speech, constant coughing and cigarette smoke, or any combination therein arousing in any way, keep clear of these girls like they bear the plague.
Do girls feel the same way about guys who smoke, or is there something to having a puff in bed that I know nothing about?