Hey there, I'm Jared. I am all the awesomesauce you could ever want in a handsome, neat package, and you know it.
Category Archives: Sex
If you didn’t know it (and I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t), the world was supposed to end today, as predicted by one Harold Camping, the leader of a fringe Christian group somewhere in America. Well, not “end” as … Continue reading
Though this may come as no shock to some of you, I enjoy being a ladies’ man. I’ve been told before that I’m a shameless flirt, though happily no one’s ever said to stop doing it. There’s a delicate balance … Continue reading
Words are magical in their own way. Words spoken with the female voice are not just magical, but sexy and oh-so-sensual as well. “This is the story I had always meant to write, but never managed to pen. “For lack … Continue reading
So. Not. In the mood. To do anything. Productive.. 😦